Need More Cowbell
I stacked so many Titan engines onto this rocket that the build menu started lagging and the laws of physics submitted their resignation. Every time someone suggested improving the design, I added another engine. Need more thrust? More engines. Need stability? More engines. Need a sense of self-worth? Believe it or not, more engines. The launch wasn’t a flight—it was a public execution of gravity. The atmosphere got one look at this unholy tower of thrust and immediately moved out of the way. The Kármán Line wasn’t crossed; it was hit at Mach “get out of the damn way.” Mission Control lost telemetry because the rocket left the zip code before the countdown finished. Engineers call it a catastrophe. Scientists call it impossible. I call it “Need More Cowbell”